Fake Porno Movie Titles

For today’s list, I thought I’d try something a little different. I’ve decided to try and come up with some hopefully funny titles for possible porn films based on real film titles. I was going to make some fake posters but then I realized I neither had the time, ingenuity or correct editing software to do so, plus I think that the images some of these titles conjure in the reader’s imagination is more vivid than any fake posters. Enjoy! Disgusting Sense of Humour Required! Warning: Offensive language ahead. Which is probably the reason you clicked into this post anyway.

No Cunts Free for Old Men (No Country for Old Men)

Fist-Ass (Kick-Ass)

Little Miss Funtime (Little Miss Sunshine)

A Bitch Called Wanda (A Fish Called Wanda)

Natural Born Lickers (Natural Born Killers)

Whore on the Fourth of July (Born on the Fourth of July)

Hairy Movie (Scary Movie)

The Man Who Blew Too Much (The Man Who Knew Too Much)

Shave Me (Save Me!)

Stop! Or My Cum Will Shoot! (Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!)

Zack and Miri Fake an Orgasm (Zack and Miri Make a Porno)

A Time for the Pill (A Time to Kill)

(500) Lays of Summer ((500) Days of Summer)

Relieving John Malkovich (Being John Malkovich)

The Last Thong (The Last Song)

Boneheads (Coneheads)

Eliza Videotapes Sex (Sex, Lies and Videotape)

American Hair Pie (American Pie)

Doggy Style Afternoon (Dog Day Afternoon)

Going Down (Falling Down)

The Inbetweenhers (The Inbetweeners)

The Nutsucking Professor (The Nutty Professor)

Sex Men: Thirst Class (X Men: First Class)

The Ass is Cleaner (The Grass is Greener)

Date Rape Night (Date Night)

Fiddle With Me (Fiddle Dee-Dee)

Elevator to the Swallows (Elevator to the Gallows)

Boney and Clyde (Bonnie and Clyde)

Laid in Full (Paid in Full)

Socked Up (Knocked Up)

Happy Feet Fetish (Happy Feet)

Tight Club (Fight Club)

The Virgin Blew A Guy (The Virgin Suicides)

Hannah Bangs Her Sisters (Hannah and Her Sisters)

Extremely Large and Incredibly Close (Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close)

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I apologise if anyone was offended by those; you’re more than welcome to criticise my potty mouth in the comments below. If you’ve got more funny porno suggestions, leave them in the comments also. Thanks.

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Posted on October 4, 2011, in Humor, Lists, Movies and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 17 Comments.

  1. HAHAH You are in a naughty mood!!

    I always remember the film ‘Shaving Ryan’s Privates’ for some reason!! I think a DBD man came around work trying to sell knocked off DVD’s and had a copy.

    I would watch 500 Lays of Summer….Sounds like a very extreme GANG BANG

    • I think SHAVING RYAN’S PRIVATES is in a movie or something. I’ve heard of it too. I got the idea for this post from ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO; remember that scene where that guy says he’s an actor in all-male films and Seth Rogen says, “You mean like Glengarry Glen Ross,” and then the guy’s like, “More like: GLEN AND GARRY SUCK ROSS’S MEATY COCK AND DROP THEIR HAIRY NUTS IN HIS EAGER MOUTH.” Very over the top, but still incredibly funny. I just had to put my own two cents in on porno movie titles; it’s a topic that’s open for so much… discussion, I suppose, is the best word.

      That gang-bang comment just gave me an idea for another fake porno title: GANG BANGS OF NEW YORK, starring Daniel Lay-Lewis!

    • Somehow that seems to be a title everyone knows, even over here I heard someone mention it at work a while ago.

  2. Doggystyle Afternoon is probably the one that got me the most, and The Inbetweenhers.

    Also, the Daniel Lay-Lewis mention – why is there not a porn star named that? Why?

  3. Nice! This is always a fun game! How about:

    The Ass Fuck Me Bureau (The Adjustment Bureau)
    Don’t Be Afraid of my Cock (Dont be Afraid of the Dark)
    Wet Dream House (Dream House)
    Many Balls (Moneyball)
    Fast Five (Fast Five)

  4. Ahaha you seem extremely adept at this. Is there something we don’t know about your extracurricular activities? ๐Ÿ˜€

  5. Hahahahahahahahaha…oh wait, am I too young to be laughing at this? ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • I dunno, are you?

      Seriously, though, I think you’re mature enough to read some of these. Though if any of them are actually made, I’d advise you stay the hell away from them.

  6. I read this before, but somehow did not comment… that is one funny list and quite brave of you to post it too ๐Ÿ™‚ Always fun to look at the lighter side of blogging and films ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Haha I had fun doing this and will probably do another. The only regret is all the really weird search terms that have been leading people to this page.

  7. Let’s see… Marmadukkake, Menacing Dennis, On Golden Blond (I think that one’s real though), Sophie’ Moist, Indiana’s Bone and the Temple of Poon… I’m sure I can conjure up a few more and shame on me for trying.

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